I googled “Radio Silence book” and this came up:
I noticed you at the radio silence book party last night in DUMBO, but you failed to respond to my usually highly effective seduction tactics of getting caught looking, then staring at the floor, then running away. You had on an olive green coat, a red scarf (I think) and dark hair that you kept playing with. You’re tall and you look a tiny bit like Michael Showalter (in a good way). I was wearing a striped shirt tucked into jean shorts with black tights and boots, and I have dark, chin-length hair. I’ve also got some tattoos on my arms, but despite my badass appearance, I am painfully shy and nerdy. Hmm, what else. Your friends had glasses, I think. And I saw you again as I was riding my bike away. You’re adorable, send me an email.
Who is this? And what male did she flirt with?
October 8, 2008 at 10:34 am
I am pretty certain I was hanging out with that girl, via other friends, after the book party. Her name is Jamie and she is pretty cute! Whoever this Michael Fauxwalter is he should definitely holler.
October 8, 2008 at 11:04 am
i think i’m the dude she was peepin’ on. i’m gonna respond asap. i saw her once, and thought she was dope, but then i had a hard time making the eye contact connection.
i love the amount of sex the internet has brought me over the past 10 years!
October 8, 2008 at 2:54 pm
“i love the amount of sex the internet has brought me over the past 10 years!”
i’m sure she’ll be really into it after reading that.
(hi angelica!!)
October 8, 2008 at 4:46 pm
I hope our party brought plenty of sex to chicks and dudes it’s the least we can do to say thanks
October 9, 2008 at 12:39 am
anthony, I came. So it was good for me.
October 9, 2008 at 3:19 am
i suggest that you spank her furiously. she was always into that sort of thing. if you need it, i can mail the wooden spoon i used to discipline her with