Nightlife


By Ray LeMoine


Sloppy again, P6:

September 11, 2008 –

BRITISH billionaire Mike Ashley, who owns the Newcastle United soccer club, flew to New York for Fashion Week and spent an inordinate sum of money at West Chelsea hot spot Pink Elephant. An insider said, “He spent $200,000 in the club and ordered well over 200 bottles of champagne including Cristal and Dom Perignon – buying a bottle for every patron in the club including Kevin Connolly and Jerry Ferrara, [ex-athletes] Mo Vaughn [and] Deion Sanders and Black Eyed Peas’ will.i.am.”

My neighbor was at this Pink party. It wasn’t last week but the week before. Ooops.

By Ray LeMoine
 

I attended the Prada event last night with my self-proclaimed “wanker flatmate” (he’s a Brit). The semiannual event was held at their Rem Koolhaus-designed Soho store, which is shaped like a half-pipe. It was a great party, packed until the end, and whoever did the lighting is brilliant. Kanye West was talking to every person there. So much for that diva reputation. I heard a guy try to the cut the line at the bar by using this line: “Heather Graham needs vodka.” The bartender just stared at him. Pretty sure I spotted Perry Farrell there with a Sunset Strip-ish blonde.

By Ray LeMoine

Really?

Last night I stopped by the opening of downtown’s newest club, The Eldridge. The place made me want to leave America more than Palin’s speech. But what can you expect from a guy who runs a company called “Steelo Clothing.” Matt Levine, The Eldridge’s owner, not only runs “Steelo,” he also calls his bartenders “butlers.”

First mistake? The faux book shop entrance. No one who’s actually read a Pynchon novel is dumb enough to buy a $600 table—or even pay $20 for specialty cocktails. Second mistake? Inviting a cross section of the sub-21 yr old DJ/whigger/post-Misshapes crowd and the over-35 sleaze ball scene while missing the entire 25-35 yr old crowd that runs downtown. Third mistake? Hiring a faux-Farnsworth doorman who wears pink plaid shirts tucked into cowboy jeans. Fourth mistake? Opening a club in a space too small for actual dancing.

There was great buzz after the Apotheke opening last week. I guess two good new clubs can’t open in the same week.

By Ray LeMoine

Below is my diary of the RNC. Here’s a video short that the trip produced.

1
I’m in Minneapolis, having arrived from Denver on Sunday night. With me: Inigo Gilmore, a British journalist and filmmaker who recently relocated to New York after a year’s stint in Bangkok for Channel 4 UK. That morning, we’d awoken to find our rented SUV had been broken in to, and someone had stolen the tapes from Obama’s stadium coronation. The video and still cameras were safe, but everything else—chargers, bags, tripod, batteries—gone.

So our arrival at the Republican Convention came without glory. Luckily we were staying at a nice loft in downtown St. Paul, just blocks from the Xcel Center. To forget about our Denver loss, we trekked across St. Paul’s quaint downtown looking for a bar. It’s 10m. The bars, which normally close at 2am, are supposedly open until 4am all week, but few people are out.

“The thing about St Paul is that it’s only a few hundred thousand people,” says the local who’s guiding us. “It may be the smallest city to ever hold a national Convention.”

We stop at a dive-y bar on 7th Ave, St Paul’s pedestrian mall. Neon beer signs dangle on the windows. Dart boards and pool tables are visible inside. Sitting outside, we realize 20 or so Texas delegates surround us. Clustered around two pitcher strewn tables, the Texans meet every cliche: loud, foul mouthed, cross bearing, light beer loving, and cigar chomping. They wear orthopedic shoes, unrevealing dresses, snakeskin, denim…

Our next stop was another bar filled with boozing Texas delegates. Third stop: booze, Texans. Later, we even stumble on a hotel with a sign reading, “WELCOME TEXAS DELEGATION! Crowne Plaza Hotel…”

Aside from cowboy hats and generic clothing, what else did these Texans have in common? A shockingly passionate love for Ron Paul and his post-libetarianism. Few of the Texans we meet even like John McCain. 

“We support McCain because we are Republicans,” one says. “But Ron Paul is beyond partisian politics.” Then comes a detailed Paul “Revolution”-ary spiel, which I block out. Yet as Convention eve came to a close, the Paul insurgency made clear that this year’s GOP was indeed a fractured party.

2
Monday. The Twin Cities got hit by twin bombshells. First, due to Hurricane Gustav, day one of the Convention was canceled, meaning no President Bush. Second, Sarah Palin, the dark horse Alaskan Governor McCain chose for VP, has a 17-year-old pregnant daughter. Some Convention so far, eh GOP? No opening night and so much for the whole family values and no sex before marriage thing. 

Around noon we hear about a anti-war protest. Venturing from the loft, on 4th Street, up a block or two, we quickly realize this is no mere protest. On a street corner stood fifty plus cops in full riot gear—helmets, bulging pads, gas masks, sticks and tazers at the ready. The police surround about twenty black-clad, masked anarchists. The anarchos are backed against a building and all have their hands up, but they yell to the few onlookers and journalists on hand.

“We did nothing!” one kid in googles yells.

“These are our streets!” they chant.

A few blocks away we spot a beat-up blue Volvo blocking a major intersection that connects St Paul to the highway that leads to Minneapolis. About two dozen cops cordon the area. Inside the car I see a black clad youth chained to the steering wheel.  A big yellow forklift arrives. I hear a buzzsaw. The cops are cutting the anarchist out of the car. Once he’s been removed and arrested, the forklift removes the car and dumps it on a grass lot. 

Pushing further downtown we cross paths with about two hundred “direct action” folks. They even have a trance/techno soundtrack (c/o a red wagon with a stereo and “Funk the War” signs). But the mostly black wearing bandana crew seem confused as to where they’re headed.

“C’mon, this way,” yells one.

“No, this way,” shouts another, who eventually wins out.

But the confusion ends when it comes to the marchers’ intent. These folks want nothing short of destruction of the capatilist state. I’ve witnessed a few dozen riots in my day—mostly sports related—but I’ve never seen such a long, uncontested orgy of smashed windows, popped tires, trash can flipping, road blocking, and wreckage. Inigo captures a long shot of people running up the road by a big Macy’s, where a black woman sits on a bench smiling, Macy bags at her feet. Just then, two anarchists charge from behind with a metal grate. It takes a few tries, but they smash the windows.

After nearly an hour of rampant destruction, the anarcho crew hits a dead-end. The Convention cordon was in front of them; behind, a wall of cop cars and foot patrols. The hardcore rioters disappear into a parking lot that is connected to various alleys. They change clothes. Out with the black, they rejoin the downtown Convention fray. A tactical victory for the anarchos!

Any open society needs fringe elements, and these direct action anti-capitalists do have some valid points. Yes, free trade has had limited positive affect on Latin America’s poor. And the US military-industrial complex does act imperious. But having spent the last hour chatting with these kids—and don’t fool yourself into thinking these are hardened political activists, few were over 23—the lack of basic political understanding is revealing. Even the difference between direct democracy and a republic is unclear to most. 
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